Earlier I was trying to put on my slippers and I discovered that I have a very strange problem.
[this is a dramatic pause]
I cannot figure out which is my right foot (or hand) and which is my left if I can't see them.
This is actually a kind of dumb problem, which I realized as I was typing it out.
I realized this because I WAS going to type: but I have no problem stepping into my slippers, I just can't put them on when I'm lying on my stomach on my bed.
Well, obviously I have no trouble stepping into my slippers; when I'm standing right and left are very clearly defined unless my legs are crossed. And I generally notice that.
So I have another problem, one possibly more serious.
I am incapable of realizing that my problems are really stupid until I start explaining them.
If I had been talking to you, I would have said the incredibly dumb sentence that you were only spared from because of the backspace key, and you would have laughed at me. And now you will laugh at me anyway, so I have embarrassed myself, and to no real avail at all.
A reasonable person would scrap this blog post entirely, but apparently I am not reasonable because you are reading this right now.
That might be my root problem:
That I am an unreasonable, ridiculous person.
Unfortunately, though it is my root problem, it is also the root of my excellence.
The dilemmas I face. (Also look at how correctly I spelled dilemma, even though it feels weird to spell it that way.)
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