I think that a lot of this blog will be lists. I decided this just now.
Why?
Here is a list of the reasons for lists:
1. Lists are awesome.
2. It is really hard to tell when a list is actually finished. So if I forget to actually end things, there is still a post and whatever.
3. When I am listing things, I am tempted to write a lot more, because I don't want to admit that I only had about three things to talk about.
4. Lists demonstrate my ability to count.
5. Because of 4, my blog could actually be considered educational (it probably will be, but in a vastly different way).
6. Lists can end on any number they want to, like 6.
7. List points don't have to be long in order to be taken seriously, unlike paragraphs.
8. Why does everyone judge one-sentence paragraphs?
9. Sometimes one-sentence paragraphs are the best.
10. You can skim through lists to avoid the boring parts.
That is all I can think of (though I feel very cliché for having a list of ten) (also this sentence will end in a preposition, because there's nothing terribly wrong about that at all, so there).
I am sorry I am such a spastic writer; my other lists will probably be much more organized, but maybe not. Also, I'm kind of just a spastic person, so.
Also I will probably talk a lot about Wikipedia, and maybe abandon lists after a little while, if I get bored with them.
You are at the mercy of my whim!
In English, as in all Germanic languages, it is acceptable to end any sentence with a preposition, as long as said preposition is not extraneous. People who say other wise are trying to use Latin grammar rules on a Germanic language, which is not wise.
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