I have returned from a long absence to present you with a list of probably unfulfillabe, yet glimmering and delightful promises for what I will deliver to you in this upcoming while. I offer these promises in lieu of apologies, because apologies are difficult and messy things.
Future Blog Posts (or types of blog posts) to Which You Can Look Forward:
1. Interesting grammar things. Like figures of speech and my opinions of them, different kinds of constructions and why they are awesome, and sometimes explanations of non-English grammar. Things like those I will talk about at some point. I'll even work to avoid the awkward condescension I can fall into when talking about that sort of thing!
2. Interesting history things. Like more stories about Lord Byron, revolutionary leaders, and interesting things that some people don't know but that I like to write about. See above note on awkward condescension.
3. Book reviews, maybe. Would you... would you like to read book reviews? I'll do them in list form like everything else and try to make them as amusing as (or more than) everything else.
4. Ah, interesting things that remind me of other things? Sequels to the etymology post, or the signatures post, or more things about zombies? I don't know; I'm really even unclear as to why I wrote this as a list anyhow, when I had so few certain things I knew I would write on.
Here are some planned post topics:
The Waldseemuller map, the most interesting map!
Vladimir Nabokov!
Amusing things involving horrible people!
Other things I do not recall right now and am too lazy to look into!
It will be interesting, I hope! First post will be tomorrow, probably.
Future Blog Posts (or types of blog posts) to Which You Can Look Forward:
1. Interesting grammar things. Like figures of speech and my opinions of them, different kinds of constructions and why they are awesome, and sometimes explanations of non-English grammar. Things like those I will talk about at some point. I'll even work to avoid the awkward condescension I can fall into when talking about that sort of thing!
2. Interesting history things. Like more stories about Lord Byron, revolutionary leaders, and interesting things that some people don't know but that I like to write about. See above note on awkward condescension.
3. Book reviews, maybe. Would you... would you like to read book reviews? I'll do them in list form like everything else and try to make them as amusing as (or more than) everything else.
4. Ah, interesting things that remind me of other things? Sequels to the etymology post, or the signatures post, or more things about zombies? I don't know; I'm really even unclear as to why I wrote this as a list anyhow, when I had so few certain things I knew I would write on.
Here are some planned post topics:
The Waldseemuller map, the most interesting map!
Vladimir Nabokov!
Amusing things involving horrible people!
Other things I do not recall right now and am too lazy to look into!
It will be interesting, I hope! First post will be tomorrow, probably.
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